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II Taso is the second album from the Finnish hard rock band Kilpi.
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The Horace J. and Ann S. Shinn Cottage, in Cottage Grove, Oregon, is listed on the National Register of Historic Places. It was built in 1904, and is located at 1308 Ash Avenue.
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