{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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