{"type":"general","setup":"What is the least spoken language in the world?","punchline":"Sign Language","id":247}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the orange win the race?","punchline":"It ran out of juice.","id":338}
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{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?","punchline":"She was a roman catholic.","id":98}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
{"type":"general","setup":"When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?","punchline":"Yep, people are just dying to get in there","id":50}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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