{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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Gracie Brian is an American professional soccer player plays as a midfielder for USL Super League club Dallas Trinity. She played college soccer for the TCU Horned Frogs.
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Deuveia banghaasi is a moth in the family Epicopeiidae. It is found in central China.
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Keathley Canyon is an undersea canyon in the United States Exclusive Economic Zone in the Gulf of Mexico. It is named for the hydrographic survey ship USNS Sergeant George D. Keathley (T-AGS-35).
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