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The Church of St Martin, also known as Sarum St Martin, is a Church of England parish church in Salisbury, Wiltshire, England. The church dates from the 13th century and is a Grade I listed building.
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Djibouti competed at the 2014 Summer Youth Olympics, in Nanjing, China from 16 August to 28 August 2014.
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