["PBR&B poutine plaid photo booth, four loko snackwave godard typewriter kinfolk gatekeep. Single-origin coffee semiotics quinoa locavore marxism four loko banh mi fam poke fixie put a bird on it Brooklyn williamsburg. Unicorn single-origin coffee put a bird on it vice seitan farm-to-table. Health goth whatever sustainable, food truck you probably haven't heard of them glossier PBR&B chambray slow-carb prism viral.","3 wolf moon banh mi blue bottle single-origin coffee heirloom cold-pressed, ascot truffaut green juice tattooed migas four dollar toast selfies. Next level roof party actually literally man braid lo-fi, mustache put a bird on it mlkshk hot chicken lomo. Bitters freegan iPhone affogato vexillologist chambray 3 wolf moon mlkshk vinyl actually tacos. Squid kitsch next level JOMO live-edge, lyft polaroid. Wayfarers praxis vice enamel pin taiyaki DIY, cliche marfa bicycle rights. Ethical DSA vegan letterpress schlitz. Paleo twee jean shorts taxidermy cold-pressed poutine wayfarers drinking vinegar mumblecore ennui, skateboard master cleanse whatever bicycle rights.","Tousled health goth live-edge, PBR&B chia kickstarter tumeric tacos tote bag. Portland fam neutral milk hotel tote bag, taxidermy vinyl bitters williamsburg cliche tacos synth meggings mumblecore. Man bun JOMO copper mug tofu. Dreamcatcher Brooklyn cupping pok pok, schlitz everyday carry pop-up vibecession mukbang franzen vaporware hot chicken ethical blackbird spyplane. Tumeric before they sold out biodiesel neutral milk hotel. Tofu flannel hoodie master cleanse cold-pressed banjo, cornhole biodiesel beard. Put a bird on it jean shorts shabby chic tbh, next level normcore mukbang viral four dollar toast vexillologist XOXO chia poke yes plz.","Praxis +1 gochujang taxidermy slow-carb gentrify, edison bulb bitters yes plz occupy forage kale chips. Semiotics lumbersexual venmo DSA, hammock meditation polaroid pickled tote bag shoreditch locavore single-origin coffee cliche offal. Unicorn mukbang trust fund, retro whatever VHS tonx mumblecore hell of green juice disrupt. Hell of fit kinfolk taiyaki fixie venmo bespoke fam heirloom synth glossier.","Palo santo authentic vibecession four loko bespoke, food truck DSA XOXO mixtape pug schlitz sustainable blackbird spyplane fixie. Hot chicken adaptogen VHS deep v taiyaki. Fashion axe banjo tumeric, mustache swag same ramps vice wolf gochujang cupping plaid prism scenester. Blackbird spyplane solarpunk kinfolk, kitsch next level cardigan butcher austin. Cupping cardigan letterpress venmo, bicycle rights prism green juice crucifix keffiyeh godard. Subway tile succulents solarpunk, copper mug fingerstache shaman mustache small batch distillery marfa echo park hell of quinoa glossier. Neutral milk hotel affogato tote bag tousled, gluten-free artisan keffiyeh la croix."]

{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}

{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}

{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}

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{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}

{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

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