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Narrows is an American mathcore band based in Seattle, but with members \"spread out across both the United States and two continents.\" The band has been described as a supergroup, as its lineup includes Dave Verellen of Botch and members of bands including Unbroken, These Arms Are Snakes and Bullet Union. Narrows is a part-time band. All members have full-time jobs and are starting their own families.
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